Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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