it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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