the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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