i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
false alarm, still single
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
