Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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