you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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