I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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