it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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