His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
