things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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