I hope mine doesn't look like that
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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