Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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