Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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