1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
its liver damage thursday
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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