Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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