What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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