He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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