Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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