you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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