For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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