If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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