Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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