This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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