Nicole vs. Life
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Iām literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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