Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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