shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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