I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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