I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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