And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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