we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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