I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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