There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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