i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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