Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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