If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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