Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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