I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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