? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just made my gag reflex go away.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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