Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
