I can tuck mytits in my pants
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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