so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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