No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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