just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He called his prostate his "boner button".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize