kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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