I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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