normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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