What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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