Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He shit in the fireplace
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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