windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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