Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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