i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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