the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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